As someone who has absolutely no sentimental attachment to the phrase, “Winter Wonderland,” the best way that I can imagine celebrating the Winter Holidays is best described as tropical nudity. For me, the epitome of “merry,” “happy” and “joyful” is to be as bare (naked, nude) as possible under palm trees with the outdoor temperatures hovering or above what others may deem h-o-t! Personally, that would be the perfect time to celebrate what others may determine a “most magical time of the year!”
Understanding that that ideal situation simply isn’t possible when living, as I do, in the Northern Hemisphere, I thought this post would give everyone an inkling of what I consider to be the VBHE (very best holiday ever)! A tropical season complete with trees and an elf’s hat along with a handsome and almost-nude man!
Instead of throwing snowballs at one another, we could substitute coconuts! Wouldn’t that be fun?