Nothing is better than a bare hike in the Springtime. First and foremost, it’s great to be able to wander and explore clothes-free after the Winter doldrums. Secondly, it’s fun to strip and hang-out clothes-free with acquaintances and friends after the same Winter season. The first hike of the Spring helps to welcome a return of the re-birth and renewal of nature following the barren and almost lifeless period of hibernation. Plus, it’s just absolutely fantastic to be completely naked outdoors again!
I rarely enjoy having to “lead” hikes. Primarily because I have almost no sense of direction whatsoever. A field is a field and a tree is a tree and I have no way of knowing if we actually passed this way before or not. I also dislike the responsibility of getting all of us lost or strategically misplaced.
I have a secret to confess to everyone reading here. I never mastered the skill of reading a compass. It’s just one of the deficiencies of my DNA. I have leadership talents in other areas and prefer to “follow the crowd” when on a nature hike.
Besides, one of the benefits of following another man on nature hikes is the opportunity that it provides for me to seriously study and contemplate the scenery offered to me in exploring the wonders of the “booty (buttocks) beauty” of the man walking in front of me. It’s most definitely a same gender loving (gay) aspect that is afforded to gay bare practitioners. I may very well be married to another man, but that doesn’t exclude me from looking at what wonders nature has given to others. After all, natural beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, right?
That’s got to be the very reason we were all endowed with buttocks. They’re there for others to openly admire and appreciate!
Author’s Note: Today is Great (Holy) Friday in the Eastern Orthodox Churches. This weekend culminates in Easter Sunday. I will be offering a Sunday post this weekend.