Throughout the USA, the colloquial term for the entire autumn season is “fall.” The explanation is simple – it is the time of the year when the leaves on trees change from their customary green into different “fall” (autumn) colours and then they “fall” off the tree. Quite an amount of falling for one brief occasion but the results are horrendous!
Direct. Local. Simple. To-the-point. The leaves F-A-L-L off the limbs of the tree. So why do people here in this country name an entire season over just one single act?
Of course, as the leaves fall from the trees, they create a barren sight that fails to reflect the joy of fulfillment and life! A very noticeable empty landscape! No where local do all the leaves abandon all the all the trees simultaneously! Each species or type of tree adheres to a calendar. Our bromantic couple, above, observe their popular tree with just a few leaves remaining aloft!
Confusion!
One natural action defines an entire season. Why devote a period of time for one simple mishap? Why disregard everything else that happens? Is this all that occurs this time of the year?
Think the wind will blow all the fallen leaves away? The stirred air has to carry them somewhere! Forget natural precipitation! Do you think soggy and wet leaves are manageable? They’ll become a cumbersome and heavy load!
My solution!
The man, in his nakedness, hanging in the forest above, conveniently off the grounds littered with all the brown and dead leaves, is safe and completely bare! No clothing visible anywhere! And the majority of the tree limbs are barren!
So, instead of Fall, we can change the name of this season to Bare!
Therefore, we can all cavort bare for the entire season! Just imagine, the entire USA clothes free for an entire season of every year!
Our complete nakedness will restore this country to all greatness once again!
Naked hugs!
Roger Poladopoulos/ReNude Pride: Guys Without Boxers!
Author’s Note: The next post entry here is planned for Wednesday, November 11, 2016, and the proposed topic is: “Armistice Day/Remembrance Day!”
I’m hurrying to get back to celebrate Armistice Day/Remembrance Day!
